Stressed out? Here’s a thought for today:

I was sent these by email today and I thought that I would share them!! How true:

* Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

* If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone  £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can’t push.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.

* Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull, Some have weird names, and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.

* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

4 comments on “Stressed out? Here’s a thought for today:”

  1. Cyndi says:

    Hi Fi..entertaining as always lol..loved Dottys blog…true talent for writing you..jus one have to highlight over the text to read this one…its in black text against a black background haha..well done..seeya soonish.. x

  2. admin says:

    Hmmm – black text and black background? Mine shows black background and white text…. hmmm

  3. hehe..

    Spot the one person who uses Internet Explorer…

    ps – Now edited…

    Also – spot the person who copied and pasted the email… (with formatting and everything…)!!!

  4. mike mci says:

    good one!

    some of those could be T shirts. love the £20 one, so true!

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