Stress, my favourite T-Shirts & a passion for cards….

Some thoughts from me…. and a lot of them I wear with pride on my favourite T-Shirts! I also have a cupboard dedicated to cards. Any excuse to send one!!!

In Times Of Stress:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hid the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100%

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday &

5% on Friday

and because I need it – an extra 100% on Saturday…..

And help me to remember ….

When I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up…

That it takes 42 muscles to frown….

And only 28 to smile.

🙂

Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap.

You choose.

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I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example!

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Built for comfort, not for speed.

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333 – Half Evil

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How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say……

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

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You should live every day like it’s your last, because one day you’re gonna be right. (Ray Charles)

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If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

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True friends leave footprints in your heart.

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Happiness?

A good wine, a good meal and a good woman.

Or a bad woman.

It depends how much happiness you can handle. (George Burns)

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I’d like mornings a bit better

If they started a bit later.

(I am sure that there are one or two of my pals who would know that is just right for me!)

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I meditate, I chant, I do yoga…..

and I still want to smack someone.

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One of my special occasion and the most commented on t-shirt that I was given:

Women who behave never make history!

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Not only do I have these, I was given the t-shirt too! 🙂

Weapons of mass distraction.

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On the same vein:

Talk to my face, my tits can’t hear you.

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I always cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

(My buddies know that that is VERY true!)

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Age?

Why on earth would we lie about that?

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The best way to relieve stress?

Share it with others.

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We should have  a profound respect for old age.

Especially when it’s bottled.

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(….. and for my favourite-right-now t-shirt ….)

We all have to have a belief.

I believe I’ll have another glass of wine.

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And a last thought for this evening:

I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

>>>> off for a glass of wine>>>>