Stress, my favourite T-Shirts & a passion for cards….
Some thoughts from me…. and a lot of them I wear with pride on my favourite T-Shirts! I also have a cupboard dedicated to cards. Any excuse to send one!!!
In Times Of Stress:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hid the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100%
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday &
5% on Friday
and because I need it – an extra 100% on Saturday…..
And help me to remember ….
When I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up…
That it takes 42 muscles to frown….
And only 28 to smile.
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap.
I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example!
Built for comfort, not for speed.
333 – Half Evil
How to please a woman?
Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say……
How to please a man?
Show up naked, bring beer.
You should live every day like it’s your last, because one day you’re gonna be right. (Ray Charles)
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
True friends leave footprints in your heart.
A good wine, a good meal and a good woman.
Or a bad woman.
It depends how much happiness you can handle. (George Burns)
I’d like mornings a bit better
If they started a bit later.
(I am sure that there are one or two of my pals who would know that is just right for me!)
I meditate, I chant, I do yoga…..
and I still want to smack someone.
One of my special occasion and the most commented on t-shirt that I was given:
Women who behave never make history!
Not only do I have these, I was given the t-shirt too! 🙂
Weapons of mass distraction.
On the same vein:
Talk to my face, my tits can’t hear you.
I always cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
(My buddies know that that is VERY true!)
Why on earth would we lie about that?
The best way to relieve stress?
Share it with others.
We should have a profound respect for old age.
Especially when it’s bottled.
(….. and for my favourite-right-now t-shirt ….)
We all have to have a belief.
I believe I’ll have another glass of wine.
And a last thought for this evening:
I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
>>>> off for a glass of wine>>>>