Pearls of wisdom

Gotta love some of the emails that come in…. this one made me grin, I have to say:

Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills – she now has 14 kids, but doesn’t care.
One of life’s mysteries – how can a 2 pound box of chocolates make a woman gain 5lbs?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small village is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does!
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends…
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
I gave up jogging for my health – when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.
Amazing – You hand something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes.
Skinny people irritate me… especially when they say things like: ‘You know sometimes I forget to eat!’ Now, I have forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
I once read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast – are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!!

Every day, reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or a friendly pat on the back.

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel….

No matter how bad you may be feeling, remember to smile…. it will make you feel better!